syzygy
04-14-2003, 10:25 PM
14 February, 2001: Syzygy began to feel that there was something sinister about eating meat, and so Syzygy became a vegetarian.
10 September, 2001: Syzygy was reading AdBusters magazine one day (<http://www.adbusters.org>), and Syzygy saw the soymilk spoof ad. It taught Syzygy that innocent cows were tortured, abused, and murdered for dairy products. This led Syzygy to research veganism and become a vegan.
17 July 2002: Syzygy became a 100% low-fat-Calorie-Restricted-with-Optimal-Nutrition-raw-vegan fruitarian in order to live to 140, save the world, and protect the animals, and Syzygy remained so until 22 November 2002. (Syzygy lived on fruit for over four full months, which happened to be the best four months of Syzygy's life. Long live the fruit!)
22 November 2002-present: Syzygy ate a cracker. (Who knows why? Syzygy sure doesn't.... Goddamn that cracker!) It was downhill from there.
Sometime in February 2003: Syzygy won a $1,000 scholarship for Syzygy's essay, which happened to be about veganism (stealth activism). This essay was hung on a plaque in a prominent public space for several days (stealth activism).
Syzygy is currently attempting again to live on a calorie-restricted low fat raw vegan diet.
Syzygy was a VMB lurker (Syzygy was Syzygy on the VMB), and when the VMB died, Syzygy felt an absence of support for Syzygy's ways of life. Syzygy is happy to see this very VMB-like new site and now visits every day.
Syzygy's father and brother are both vegans because of Syzygy's magickal vegan convincing powers.
That is Syzygy's vegan story.
10 September, 2001: Syzygy was reading AdBusters magazine one day (<http://www.adbusters.org>), and Syzygy saw the soymilk spoof ad. It taught Syzygy that innocent cows were tortured, abused, and murdered for dairy products. This led Syzygy to research veganism and become a vegan.
17 July 2002: Syzygy became a 100% low-fat-Calorie-Restricted-with-Optimal-Nutrition-raw-vegan fruitarian in order to live to 140, save the world, and protect the animals, and Syzygy remained so until 22 November 2002. (Syzygy lived on fruit for over four full months, which happened to be the best four months of Syzygy's life. Long live the fruit!)
22 November 2002-present: Syzygy ate a cracker. (Who knows why? Syzygy sure doesn't.... Goddamn that cracker!) It was downhill from there.
Sometime in February 2003: Syzygy won a $1,000 scholarship for Syzygy's essay, which happened to be about veganism (stealth activism). This essay was hung on a plaque in a prominent public space for several days (stealth activism).
Syzygy is currently attempting again to live on a calorie-restricted low fat raw vegan diet.
Syzygy was a VMB lurker (Syzygy was Syzygy on the VMB), and when the VMB died, Syzygy felt an absence of support for Syzygy's ways of life. Syzygy is happy to see this very VMB-like new site and now visits every day.
Syzygy's father and brother are both vegans because of Syzygy's magickal vegan convincing powers.
That is Syzygy's vegan story.